April 29, 2024
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Risky Business

Risky Business

A fishy tale

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Cayman Islands. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burnt down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. But it is okay as the homeowners insurance company paid for everything.”   “That’s quite a funny coincidence,” said the...

IS HE AS THICK AS A LOG?

A claimant was cutting down a large oak tree in his front yard. He misjudged the direction in which the tree would fall and it fell right on top of the roof of his car, which he moved from the driveway onto the street! The log smashed right through the...

Beware postman!

A claim from the owner of a Boxer stated that the dog hated the postman so much that she jumped through the living room plate glass window in an attempt to get him off the lawn.   Being injured, the Boxer had to have forty-six stitches. Does the postman still...

Proclivity for high heels

A claimant, a shoe fanatic, sued her doctor when the outcome of her feet surgery was not to her satisfaction. The lady claimed that she had spent thousands of dollars for cosmetic surgery on her feet so that she could wear her stilettos more comfortably. Pictures of her feet after...

A FIERY REVENGE

A husband realised that his wife flew to Gambia to marry a man that they had met on a holiday. Out of anger, the husband set fire to his wife’s fifty handbags and more than hundred designer shoes. In a fire that went on for 6 hours, the husband tossed...

Claims for circling the roundabout

A cab driver in London stated that there was a guy who would use other people’s cars and stopped short while driving into roundabouts, causing people to rear end him whilst they tried to determine if it was safe to proceed. He would then divide the insurance money with the...

Transforming a couch potato?

A guy was hospitalized while suffering from hypoxia. After going through the treatment, he now claims a shift in his personality from type B to a type A. His wife has filed a “loss of consortium” claim saying that her husband just sits in front of the TV when he...

USE STRONG FLASHLIGHTS BEFORE PUTTING UP A TENT

A family in the US put up their tent in a park around 4am to see the fireworks on Republic day. After they were done, they laid down in the tent to go back to sleep.   After sunrise, they were woken up by a moan. They discovered that the...

Do not leave your dog unattended

A pet dog loved to sit with its owner on his recliner chair and take naps. Last week, the dog was suffering from flu and diarrhoea and was unsettled. After administering Pedialyte, the owner sat with his pet on the recliner. The dog was finally relieved and comfortably asleep. Seeing...

Homeowner burglarized twice

While attempting to rob a house in the US, a burglar got trapped in the garage. Stuck there for a week and forced to survive on dog food, the burglar subsequently sued the homeowner for mental distress. Surprisingly, he was awarded USD500,000 as his claim was upheld.

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